An interview with the blogger...

Well, it's been awhile since i've talked about myself, I don't know, has it?
Regardless, I now feel compelled to talk about myself and let you all in on the man who is behind the blog, the truth and the answers straight from the horse's mouth...wait no let me take that back, No, see that is the beauty behind blogs, it's unedited, uncensored.

Without further due, here is the interview performed by myself on myself, while the former is not grammatically correct, I assure you the interview is well worth it.

David Interview (Part 1 of 2)

Interviewer(Herein stated as IV): David, how are you?

David: Good thanks, how are you?

IV: I don't assume you really care but i'm good nonetheless.

David: Excellent.

IV: Did you have any influences as a child? Role models for example?

David: I did, my father was a great influence to me, he taught me a lot of things and although he was often busy working, he was still verily concerned with me and my family's wellbeing, for that matter, so was my mother, I was very fortunate to have a loving family.

IV: Well, sounds like you had a good childhood?

David: It was pretty good, I mean, my parents did get divorced, but I suppose the statistic on that is what, about 50% of couples back then got divorced? Anyways, they were always loving toward me and my sister.

IV: Okay, so aside from your parents, did you have any favorite cartoons as a kid?

David: Well, Astroboy was a favorite, so was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

IV: Nice, didn't you like My Little Pony as well?

David: Who told you that?! This interview is over!

IV: OKAY OKAY, Sorry, forget I mentioned it. How about first loves?

David: Well, I suppose my first childhood crush was Martine, I had the biggest crush on her, and she gave me a piggee back ride, she was older of course, I never forgot her.

IV: There something special about childhood loves isn't there?

David: Yeah, something about living in the moment, not worrying about the future, truly wonderful the mind of a child is.

IV: Okay, what about after that, growing up in Moncton after your parents got divorced and you moved to Moncton with your mother and sister?

David: Well, what else is there to say, I moved here, got married and...wait no, that was a dream. No after I moved here, nothing much happened after that.

IV: Did you get a job and did you like it? What was it like?

David: Well, my first job was at McDonald's. Indeed it was an adventure, most people who work at McDonald's don't really care about what happens at McDonald's or the customer, I didn't either.

IV: Well, that covers a lot of the 1990's, how about MC Hammer, where does he fall into all of this?

David: You're an idiot.

IV: Point taken. Any musical influences?

David: If always liked The Prodigy, now I also like The Vines, Billy Talent, Linkin Park, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Rage Against The Machine.

IV: Nice, alright, well, this part of the interview is over. Until next.
David: My pleasure.